A New Beginning...

Skully One-Eye was entering a brave new world. To become a captain of a ship and a leader to men was a huge undertaking, but Scully knew that he could do it. Scully knew exactly how to start his new life, first needed to recruit a crew.

The port he was dropped off at was a pirate port called Port de Blu, and this was the home port of one of Scully’s old mates, the dreaded Lurg the Fist. Scully had been thinking for a while that Lurg the Fist would be the perfect first mate for him, Lurg was fearful, stubborn, and smart. Scully just had to find him here. But also with Lurg the Fist Scully also wanted a crew in which each matey was unique but also very skilled, and he should not have any problems finding a good crew.

Port de Blu had a very infamous street where hookers lined the sidewalks and pirates came and chose to their pickins. So Skully One-Eye thought he would stroll down the street just to “check out the day’s menu”. He saw some hookers who were one legged, others were bald, and some with barely any teeth, but nothing to his liking. Just when he was about to leave the street and grab a bottle of rum, he saw one fine lady sitting on the sidewalk crying. Scully was intrigued as to why a girl was crying on the hooker street.
Skully One-Eye approaches and asks her why is she crying?
The girl says it’s “because my lover left me and my goat ran away!!”
“Oh that’s tragic” Skully One-Eye says.
“But why are you sitting on the sidewalk on Hookers’ Alley?”
The girl replies “I was checking out the menu”. Skully One-Eye forgot that mixed up with the female hookers there were male hookers also, but they all look the same in their dirty splendor on this nasty street.
“Well Lady what is yer name?” Scully asks the poor girl.
Finale The Periwinkle replies the girl. I have nothing left, and no where to go! She cries.
“Well Finale The Periwinkle do I have an offer for ye!” Skully One-Eye explained the situation and she gladly accepted.

It was now time to find his ol’ friend (Lurg The Fist), and Skully One-Eye knew exactly where to find him. No doubt he would be at the Ports’ cockfights. Anyone who’s anyone on the island would be a bettin’ and a drinkin’ at these fights. Skully One-Eye and his first recruit Finale The Periwinkle went to the cockfights and found LURG THE FIST front and center.

Skully One-Eye went up to his ol’ friend and said Yo Matey! LURG THE FIST got up and punched him square in the jaw.
“Ye owe me 200 schilling ye bastard” proclaimed LURG THE FIST.
“Yes about that”, Skully One-Eye explained, “Ill get ye yer money, but first I have an offer to make to ye, I want you to be my first mate on the ship I am planning to commandeer and captain. Lurg the Fist laughed in Scully's face.
“Ye would be better at being the King’s Joker than being a captain of a ship, Hahira” Lurg Laughed.
“But I’ll tell ye what, this should be a good show and a fun ride…. Plus ye need someone to save ye sorry ass. LURG THE FIST accepted and he, Skully One-Eye, and Finale began an open interview at the locale town hall, which in a pirate port is really a bar.

Oh the many types of characters that came through the interview. There were men, women, children, elderly, good-looking, nasty uglies, and dogs, they all came and interviewed. The Scully as captain was all the talk in the town. Ye see, Captain Barron Von Black and his crew were notorious pirates, some of Barron’s crew was famous for the fear they cast into their enemies, some were famous for their pirating and sailing skills, but Scully, oh Scully was a celebutant in his own way. After seemingly hundreds of interviews the first person of potential interest was this woman whom looked very familiar to Skully One-Eye. (As everyone would later find out the woman was the IDENTICAL long lost twin of VEMON KISSER whom was on the Skull Galleon (just as recently as the day before) with Skully One-Eye for many years, but Skully One-Eye could not remember where he knew her from, apparently his years on the Skull Galleon was a drunken blur and he couldn’t remember his ol mateys).
“I say, you look oddly familiar to me, how do I know you? Did we sleep together?” Skully One-Eye can be very absent minded sometimes. The issue of VEMON KISSER and PIRATE BELLA Dizzy THE BITTER identities of being long lost twins will be later revealed months later when Skully One-Eye randomly remembers VEMON KISSER from the Skull Galleon. Anyways needless to say after sleeping her way…. Ok just sleeping with Scully, PIRATE BELLA Dizzy THE BITTER joined the merry group of pirates. By the end of the day all the crew had been assembled.

There was Skully One-Eye the Captain, a dashing, charming, ambitious young pirate and celebutant, who was greatly skilled with the cannon; and quick with the sword or dagger. Next there was LURG THE FIST the first mate, he’s a highly skilled swordsman, and I great battle planner, and a sinister pirate who takes mercy on no one, Lurg is one of the most vicious pirates on the seas. Lurg was nearly as vicious as WrathSpike, the old friend of Scullys’ who’s a legendary monster and greatly feared pirate-eater!! Next there is YELLOW Condi HACKINS the 2nd mate, She is a battle planner and great at planning advancements upon pillaging villages and attacking other ships. YELLOW Condi HACKINS was brought on board because Skully One-Eye had a thing for her…. But as rumor has it, Yellow Condi Hackins has a thing for fish. Then there is URSULA BIRDWIND the ships cook, AUDRA BELLAMY the ships entertainment whom is quick with a gun; AUDRA BELLAMY also had an instant attraction to LURG THE FIST. There’s CHESTER BUOY who’s great at sailing, and Vasca de Gama who is an older pirate who has been around for a long time, he is somewhat kooky, crazy, and losing it. There’s also Finale The Periwinkle and HACKIN’ EVE BONES who are the cannon smiths, and PIRATE BELLA THE BITTER who is the medic, bartender and swordsman.

The Pirates Of The Judith Prosperous

Foreword
This is the story of Skully One-Eye. He was a crew matey of the Skull Galleon under the command of the Barron Von Black. This is a spin-off of that story, set in the same time and often interacting with the same characters and locations. This fabulous story takes place on the Judith Prosperous.




Preface
It was a cool Sunday morning when Scully One-Eye awoke in his cabin, buried under a pile of naked drunken-passed out piratess’ and one lucky octopus (don’t ask) left over from the massive orgy he hosted the nite before (Scully had always thrown the great parties and orgies, they were legendary). It was now here in his cabin with the overbearing smell of sex, rum and the sea that he decided it was time for a change. He needed to go off on his own; discover who he was in the world and finally captain his own ship. Scully One-Eye crawled out of the bed; leaving those who are passed out and naked, and thought about his good-bye speech to the captain and the rest of the crew as he walked out of his cabin, onto the deck of the ship to find everyone else.

Skully One-Eye found Captain Barron Von Bitch and a small group of crew planning the days’ adventure. Scully One-Eye goes up to his mates and begins….
“Yo! Listen up ya’ll, cuz this pirates’ pissed, I’m tired of you sea-farin pessimists….”.
Everyone is listening and staring at Skully One-Eye in wonderment without saying a word.
“What i'm saying is I have come to the decision to leave this fair ship, and these fair mateys, and this fair Captain, to venture off on my own, to meet new people and to commandeer and captain my own ship and crew”.
All while Skully One-Eye is talking everyone is still staring at him in amazement; finally he asks,
“What are ye all staring at?”.
Moments passed while no one said anything, and Skully One-Eye thought to himself that everyone was sad to see him go and will miss him, and that they are all in awe of his courageousness and independence. Then finally the Captain spoke,
“Ye forgot to put yer clothes on before ye left yer cabin, ye standing there ass naked!! And ye have octopus suction cup marks all over ye body!!” HAHAHAHA laughed Skully One-Eye blushingly. Just another day in his wild pirate life. Later that afternoon everyone aboard the Skull Galleon had a little going away party for Skully One-Eye, and he was then dropped off at the nearest port, Port de Blu… the perfect place to begin his new life.



And Now The Story of Captain Skully One-Eye Begins